UNH Scores Its First Goal at A Hockey Game

1. Puck goes past opposing goalie.
2. Goalie yells #$&*.
3. Sticks are raised.
4. Puck enters net.
5. Red light comes on.
6. Referee heads for net.
   • Someone grabs for a long, ugly, frozen fish
     1. Fish is thrown.
     2. Fish clears boards.
     3. Fish hits ice.
     4. Doors at side of rink open.
     5. Man with bucket appears.
     6. Fish is scooped up into bucket.
     7. Man and fish leave.
     8. Doors at side of rink close.
     9. Goalie watches.
   • Fans go wild.
     1. Students go berserk.
     2. "Sieve" (to make the opposing goalie feel at home) is shouted.
     3. Fingers are pointed indicating number of goals scored, here "1."
     4. Goalie slaps his pads with stick.
     5. Goalie pretends to drink water.
   • Referees showboat.
     1. Referees skate wildly around the ice.
     2. Referees fix their hair.
7. Announcement of goal scorer's name.
8. Fans remain standing.
9. New face-off.