The diner waitress is a unique breed of waitress.

Unlike other waitresses at other restaurants, her goal is not to make a customer's dining experience pleasant. Rather, it is a customer's duty to make the diner waitress hate her life a little less. This website offers a unique look into the lifestyle and work ethic of a diner waitress (or better known as 'haitress', and helpful tips and tricks on how to not disturb her in her natural habitat. And with a little luck, you can become just like her!