ed
inker's
Totally Turtles
A TOTALLY COMPANY SINCE 2002
the
California Turtle & Tortoise Club
Welcome to Totally Turtles! I'm
Ted Tinker, and I created Totally Turtles to address
a need that I found totally lacking both in my local town and on the Web.
As a turtle aficionado, I found that I was having difficulty finding the products
and services I needed to keep my turtles happy and healthy. Out of that simple
observation, an empire was born! 
Today, Totally Turtles is the leading
supplier of turtle services and products
in the world. We offer a wide range of services
ranging from training to grooming to boarding. And we have an expensive, uh,
I mean extensive, selection of products
including
food, equipment and accessories. If you can't find it at Totally
Turtles, your beloved turtle wouldn't want it anyway!
So, come on in. Browsers welcome! (pun intended!)
There's no need to hurry! If you were in a rush, you wouldn't be a turtle lover!
Totally Turtles, Ted Tinker and all products and services mentioned are totally fictitious. This site is not intended to offer or provide actual products, services, or even useful and accurate information about the care and treatment of turtles. This site exists strictly for demonstration purposes and use in academic exercises, and, yes, it's intentionally a travesty of Web design! No turtles were harmed in the creation of this Web site. Most images are derived from Microsoft's clipart resources.
For more information, please contact amgilder@cs.unh.edu.